you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then


yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

(via undateableblackgirl)


Here is an example of what I eat in a day » 4 banana chocolate smoothie for breakfast, 7 banana beet smoothie and more fruit for snacks, a big salad with chickpeas and hummus for a late lunch and some rice noodles with veggie and kimchi for dinner. I’m working late tonight so I packed all this and brought it with me (besides the chocolate banana smoothie, which I drink in the car…)
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